so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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