I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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