Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Hippo gnu deer
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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