Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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