Just mADE A PArabola og urine
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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