It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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