I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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