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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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