just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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