So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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