party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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