Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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