your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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