Having a random hookup so left but love u
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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