gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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