is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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