What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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