god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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