Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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