I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
so let's talk penis.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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