I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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