is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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