The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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