So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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