Walk of Shame. In a state park.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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