I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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