no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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