CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I got inside last night via doggy door
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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