Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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