new low.... made out with someone while peeing
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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