fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
