I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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