Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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