do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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