I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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