Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
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Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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