Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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