We're facebook friends in real life
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize