So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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