I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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