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He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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