I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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