I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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