I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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