break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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