Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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