Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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