So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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