I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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