my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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