one two three fourrrrnication!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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