Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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