How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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