its not stalking. its research.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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