I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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