He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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