OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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