TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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