just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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