Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
You smell like stripper and shame
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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